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#004 News broadcasting system

Today I wanna talk about the local news.
It's genuinely so funny. Until I remember that it all effects me. News anchors literally don't have any idea what do to I kinda feel bad for them. Kinda feel bad that I laugh at the news more than is probably acceptable but like Cmon it's BADDDD.

I have a question to anyone reading this: is the news as crazy for you as it is in ???!!?? City? It's actually like a wildlife documentary or an episode of a sitcom every day here. And like the people in the studio are hanging on to their sanity by a thread it's somehow super refreshing.

Author's note:
I really need to exercise using the delete key I think lmao