Making an archive for humanity or smth................NO ALIENS

#033 Rug theory

Do you think he made the rug (my new landlord)
What if he made it and he's come back for it Like some shitty movie


Beans note: I paid him (?) money in person the other day and the dude almost bit my arm off
(Didn't know that kind of alien ate money) I'm glad that limb attachment is cheap these days. I hate it here guys if you know of any cheap apartments in Alien City lmk.

edit: not looking to move out of city