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I KNOW that I am not the only one of erveyone who does the thing where you walk down the street and step on the leaves specifically.

I thought about it.

Why don't adults do this? Am I going to grow out of it?

But i don't want to. I want to keep crunching the leaves. It's a reminder that autumn is here and in full swing, and well. Tbh...... It's a joy. I can't help but indulge in such a pointless, endeavour. That's kinda what a lot of things are, pointless, but. I think worth doing. Makes life sweeter.

I hope this inspires you to step on some leaves. Or avoid stepping on cracks.

Dear Americans: it is ok if we steal your national pastime, no question mark. You're not using it anyways, face it. Pawn it to your good friends up here...

You guys made house racing, boxing, and bowling, an THEN you guys tried to copy football with porcelaine knight ass armour . Look. I get it, but you can pass off the bball. Not the basket variety. The BALL variety.

WHAT I'M TRYING GETTING AT is that. America... You guys are *innovators*, but not keepers of sacticity, (sanctity?). Japan is proof that sometimes you gotta hand over a sport. SO Let us share custody with them :))))


Edit: you guys are haters. Let me intoxicate I mean educate you with baseball. Get ready, because SOONER or later, you guys are gonna hear all about it BUT IN AN INTERESTING WAY NOT LIKE AMERICAN STYLE BS nobody cares if drrek got like ten thousand more home runs and how many sterolds they did, also I don't need flack on this post listen I was at the store in line and ppl were taking forever but also idk I thought they were gonna finish quickly and it KEPT happening and i was rushing SO CUT ME SLACK IT WAS A DIRE SOCIAL POSITION AND I COULDN'T STOP MY FINGERS FROM WRITING THE TRUTH

Okokok.

Let me explain. Allow me to defend myself. It was not I who thought it humbling to make my homepage say "STINKBEANS" "ALIENS STINKVADED AND I HAD A PANTSCIDENT" that was my friend—and I know what you're saying, Beans you don't have friends. I DO. ANd no I do not keep my password on my laptop so yes she had full access. And yes, she reads this blog.

I was busy cooking, which yes, I do. sometimes.

Edit: she doesn't comment you don't know her
Edit2: wtf I talked with her. she says she has commented but won't tell me what her username has been. I don't know if she's friend or foe.
Edit3: maybe if she's good I'll let her take over an entry or two.

It's. Glass.

Ok..??

Imagine if the robots got us instead of the aliens? ik they employ robots but like,

Picture a robot centric invasion, y'know? What do you think it would be like? Would it be any different? Would it feel less frustrating, to have things of steel and pure logic? Or would it just, suck. I don't know. I think this is the kinda ponderment to crack open some like 50s era space travel book or 80s sci-fi media for answers. But today, I'm bringing it to you straight from beans HQ.

Authout note:: I like to think that the robots would either be merciful by just zapping us into bits, or exruciating by enslaving us into robot devices or like metal frames and us becoming like flesh bot slaves… eigh.
Actually, I DON'T like to think that.

Hello future. It's Beans. Hi! I have some bad news. Aliens didn't get rid of daylight savings. As an act of demonstration against it, yours truly will be making this post in the past when the clocks turn back. Alberta crew, we cannot stand for this any more.

Edit: think I broke my site
Edit: thank you for the support fellow canadians. We will not stand for springing back or ahead anymore.
Edit2: I think this entry is doomed because I messed wit timen travel ssooo I'm gonna archive it and hope it stops messing everything up and if not I'll delete it and we'll go 👉👉👾👈👈 at the aliens but not at the ppl I pay for the site