#009 I hate them
You know how the aliens have supreme WiFi powers? I guess they woke up and chose death today because my friend thought I stood her up today. Turns out, some alien fuckhead was lurking and intercepted our txt messages, fabricating responses between us in order to ruin our arrangement.
Author's note: maybe we're just that important 😎 they didn't want us to hang out because we're the only thing standing between them and galactic domination.
Real talk though, if this blog goes down or suddenly sounds weird, you know what happened.
Edit: I know I'm not Shakespeare but at least I try running a blog, I'd like to see you try. Also no Fleen update yet gimme like ten years.